Go-Go Girls of the Apocalypse, стр. 22
The idea of tracking down his wife seemed useless and arbitrary now. And yet Mortimer could not quite picture himself turning back, living easily and without direction, drinking his fortune at the Spring City Joey Armageddon’s.
He stretched, stomped the feeling back into his legs and hit the road again.
Two more farmhouses and still nothing. He felt he might soon eat his shoes if he didn’t find food.
He arrived at a larger county road that crossed his at a T intersection. This would certainly lead to some kind of town, and Mortimer brightened microscopically. Another farmhouse sat at the head of the T intersection. Maybe Mortimer would get lucky. He went inside.
The first thing he saw was the dead body.
Mortimer was still not quite used to seeing dead bodies.
The corpse sat at a desk. The desk faced the front door. The dead man had fallen forward. He clutched a revolver in his stiff, dead hands. He didn’t look quite as mummified as the dead doctor back at Saint Sebastian’s, but he’d clearly been there a long time. A brown-red bullet hole above his right temple.
He couldn’t take it, and he shot himself.
Mortimer’s eyes fixed on the gun. It was like finding a bar of gold. Next to the man’s head was an ashtray with a book of matches in it. Fire! And what was that on the end of the desk? Ravioli. A fucking can of Chef Boyardee Overstuffed Ravioli.
Mortimer almost flew to the desk, arms outstretched.
The floor vanished out from under him. Falling. Flailing limbs. Rope tight across his face. He was tangled, swaying, bobbing up and down in the musty darkness.
After a few seconds, Mortimer stopped his struggling, tried to turn his head and assess his situation. He hung upside down in a large net. That much was obvious. A trapdoor must have dropped him into a net, and he now hung in the basement below. The only light came from the still-open trapdoor above. He craned his neck, tried to see what was in the basement.
Bodies. Dozens of dead bodies in a pile.
Oh…shit.
He heard something and froze. It had sounded like a bell. He struggled, heard the bell again and froze again. Experimentally, he twisted and shifted in the net. The bell sounded.
It’s connected to the net, he thought. Come and get it.
He renewed his struggles more frantically. He had to get out before they came. Whoever the hell they were. Mortimer didn’t want to find out. He managed to struggle right side up, reached up between the thick net ropes to see if he could feel how the thing was put together. Maybe he could untie it.
Footsteps up above, the wooden floor creaking. Mortimer held his breath. A black silhouette appeared against the square of light above him, stood at the edge and looked down at him through the trapdoor. Mortimer saw the vague outline of a firearm cradled in the man’s arms.
“He got any weapons?” called a voice.
The silhouette turned his head to answer. “Nope. Go get him.”
“Right.”
Another set of footsteps crossed the floor. The sound of a door swinging on rusty hinges, followed by the muffled clomp of boots coming down stairs. A door swung open, and light flooded the basement. A man in jeans and a heavy flannel shirt approached Mortimer. He was pale, red hair, medium height, small black eyes and yellow teeth spread out with gaps. Late twenties. On his shoulder rested a wooden baseball bat.
“I’m gonna let you down, okay? You try anything, I’ll bash you good with this.” He hefted the bat. “You understand?”
Mortimer nodded.
The man looked up at the silhouette. “Bobby?”
Bobby shifted the firearm to point at Mortimer. “I got him covered. Go ahead.”
The bat wielder went to the wall, untied a rope and slowly lowered the net to the basement floor.
“Untangle yourself.”
Mortimer spread the opening in the top of the net, shimmied out of it as he stood.
More footsteps up above, the quick patter of high heels. A woman’s voice. “Did you get one?”
The one called Bobby said, “Just stay back, Sue Ellen. We got it handled. Floyd’s down there with him now.”
Floyd said, “You want me to search him down here or bring-”
Mortimer bolted for the stairs, ignoring the pain of his leg wound. He got three steps before feeling the sharp smack at the base of his skull. He went to his knees, his head swimming, eyes going unfocused.
“I told you not to fucking do that, asshole.” Floyd’s voice sounded like it was down a well.
“You got him?” Bobby called.
“Oh, I got him all right.”
Another smack to the back of the head and everything went black.
Mortimer awoke with the sensation he had only been unconscious a minute or two. The back of his head throbbed. He turned to look into the eyes of a sallow, glassy-eyed corpse. His suit jacket and shirt were off, and the cement floor was cold on his back. He was barefoot.
He raised his head, saw a woman holding his shoes.
“You must be Sue Ellen.”
She turned, shouted up the stairs. “He’s awake.”
Mortimer wished he wasn’t.
Boots hammered down the stairs while the girl looked down at Mortimer. She was a sight. An emerald-green cocktail dress, a big white sun hat, black silk gloves, fishnet stockings, satin pumps. She looked like she was auditioning for a community college production of Breakfast at Tiffany’s.
Her face, pretty in a flat, plain sort of way, was ruddy, her brown eyes dull, her expression a bit too slack-jawed. She blinked at Mortimer, still holding his shoes. She didn’t seem very concerned that Mortimer was conscious.
Maybe that was because Floyd and Bobby stood next to her now, Floyd with his baseball bat and Bobby with what Mortimer could now see was a single-barreled shotgun. Bobby had thinning hair the same red as Floyd’s but a sharper, angular face and hard, probing eyes of bright blue. Like Floyd, he wore jeans and flannel shirts in layers.
The three of them gawked at Mortimer like he was a farm animal with a mildly interesting disfigurement.
“What are you going to do with me?” Mortimer asked.
Bobby shrugged. “Don’t know yet. Sue Ellen?”
“Nothing hidden in his shoes,” she said. “And I already went through his pants pockets. I’ll look in the jacket.” She picked it up, started turning the pockets out.
“Let me go,” Mortimer said. “I don’t have anything you want.”
“Shut up,” Floyd told him.
“If nothing else we can put him on the bicycle line,” Bobby said.
Floyd pointed at Mortimer’s thigh with the bat. “He’s got a bum leg.”
“He’ll heal up okay.”
Sue Ellen squealed. “It was in his jacket pocket.” She held up the pink plastic card she’d found. “Wow. A Platinum member.”
Bobby sighed. “Hell. Okay, then. Give him back his shoes.”
DINNER AND ENTERTAINMENT
XX
They all hopped aboard the wagon and started up the county road. For a while, Mortimer could not take his eyes off the mule pulling them. He’d seen no horses or cows or sheep or livestock of any kind. Perhaps the mule’s mangy, decrepit state had kept it from being eaten. Even as starved as Mortimer felt, the animal did not look appetizing.
The wagon rocked back and forth. They clip-clopped up the road.
“Where are you taking me?” Mortimer asked at last.
“Joey Armageddon’s,” Bobby said.
“What? All the way back to Spring City?” The mule would never make it. Maybe he’d end up eating it after all.
“Hell no,” Bobby said. “The new one in Cleveland. We just struck a deal with the owner to give a safe pass to members. You’re a Platinum member, so we thought we’d better take you in the wagon. Otherwise, we’d have just let you walk it.”
“We expect a lot more traffic through here when the new Joey’s is up and running full speed,” Sue Ellen said. “It’s been dead around here. We ain’t caught anyone in the net in…how long, Floyd?”